Semen: This Beauty Fix Is Sure To ‘Blow’ Your Mind

Do you find yourself slyly checking out the girl a few cubicles away, you know, the one with the pink hue in her cheeks, and no visible signs of pimples? You’re probably admiring her make-up skills and perhaps contemplating asking her just how she manages that minimalistic look so effortlessly. Well, there’s a possibility that she’s gone make-up free, and the cause of that radiance is well, sex!

Now, they say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but according to Dr Gloria G Bramer, a Georgia-based clinical sexologist, it’s an orgasm a day that actually works better. Now, we don’t mean to upset the apple cart, but somehow, the latter kind of forbidden fruit is more our style. Besides, we’re all about holistic and natural remedies, so what better than sex to get that healthy glow, right?

Well, now, it seems that sex has another juicy secret to spill when it comes to beauty quick-fixes. And women, you’re probably going to have to be down on your knees (or on all fours, whichever you prefer) for this one.  Now boys, don’t get too excited, you might jizz be in for quite the surprise yourselves.

So, you know that sex helps improve blood circulation, making your skin glow, giving you fuller lips and shinier hair. What you don’t know is that, oral sex might just prove to be a little better for your skin. Perhaps, here’s one way those fuller lips might be put to good use. But, dear men, before you begin to squeal in excitement, know that there’s a catch. It’s not the action that will help, but the outcome (read: your semen).

Yep. You read that right! According to a number of studies, semen contains vitamins B, C, and E along with vital nutrients like potassium, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine that is said to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin but more importantly, prevent acne and breakouts! But, investing in Spermine-based products will definitely burn a hole in your pockets, what with their $250 (approximate) price tag.

So why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, right? Besides, if you let him finish on your face, you’re not only benefitting from a scientifically-proven anti-aging remedy, you’re probably going to add a whole new level of kink to your sex life. And trust us, ain’t nothing wrong with that!